Hot, right? Hell yeah! With her 3.999999999 GPA (damn English) and complete lack of driving skills (she once committed vehicular homicide on a mailbox), Ella has been relegated to the enviable tasks of translator of all things Romanian, Italian, Spanish, or otherwise romantic and non-French, and Navigator of the ‘Zoundsmobile. Good thing we have GPS! Born in Romania during communist times (boo, hiss), she values green Christmas bananas and is fearful of both crows and swans–those scary, scary members of the avian kingdom who wish nothing but ill upon mankind.